Probably the only thing left for lefties to do is find a tall building. Or just ask around for a friend with a gun, if you prefer that route. Or a large amount of prescription drugs. Or wear a Cleveland Browns jersey in Pittsburgh. Oh! Or jump from an overpass in front of an oncoming semi. Lay down on railroad tracks! Tie a concrete block to your leg and jump in a lake!
But the important thing is you Lefties get that truck loaded and get up to Canada! There’s clearly nothing left for you here. Get up to Montreal or Toronto before all the good houses get snatched up. You don’t want to end up in some igloo next to an Eskimo freezing your toes off. (here’s a moving company: Trans Canada Movers Inc. Here’s a realtor to get you hooked up in a house: Canada Home Group Realty Inc.)
Seriously though, I never thought this would ever happen, let alone in my lifetime. A typical John Robert’s Court wouldn’t have. But Ruth Bader Ginsburg thought she was playing it smart to delay her retirement so that Hillary could appoint her successor when she was elected President. Only Hillary didn’t get elected. Those Russians tricked America into electing Trump!
Maybe it will cause some women to think twice. Maybe a few more babies will live.
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