You don't get to call me that

It hit me a couple of months ago that Democrats and their volunteers would be coming to my door in 2020. For one thing Iowa has the first in the nation vote for the presidential candidates called the Iowa Caucuses. So this afternoon young and stupid showed up at my door. Before he could start his pitch for Bernie I said, “After what you’ve called me the past 4 years?

I knew Democrats were stupid, but that stupid? That’s industrial strength stupid. If their stupid was a Hostess product it would be a Twinkie 5 city blocks long. If it were a bomb it would be the Mother of all Stupid. I asked the dipshit, “Do you think you can call me those names the past 4 years and I’d ever vote for a Democrat?” My god what an ignoramus.

What did they think was going to happen when on CNN might after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night they brought on one guest after another to insult me?

When NPR used my tax dollars to go after my President who’s just trying to do the job he was elected for? While they studiously ignore the felonies of Joe Biden and James Comey? When Hollywood celebrities got outlandish amounts of press to insult Trump voters? When Democrat politicians called us deplorable, racist, anti-Semitic, xenophobes?

WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? Did you think we weren’t listening? Did you think we wouldn’t believe you? Did you think we’d say, “Aw shucks, they didn’t mean it.” Is that what you thought? I UNDERSTAND YOU’RE STUPID. I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 45. I UNDERSTAND YOUR PARENTS ARE BLOOD RELATIVES. I UNDERSTAND YOUR DUMB AS A STUMP. But did you really think I’d ever vote for a Democrat after 4 years of that? You don’t get to call me that, then ask for my vote February 3. You don’t.

You can’t say ‘boo’ to a black person. You can’t say ‘boo’ to a Jew. But a Christian white male? You can insult him 24/7/365 and he’s supposed to take it. Uh, uh. No, you don’t get to call me that. I ain’t going to be your societal PiƱata.

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